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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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hollowfieddespair:

They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

80s-90s-supermodels:

19 year old Angelina Jolie, 1994

aminoasinine:

new 3ds with new buttons and features

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new games that aren’t compatible with the old 3ds

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the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money

katamagi:

stargazing

magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

revengeance:

neW 3DS HAS AUTO BRIGHTNESS, SECOND ANALOG, FASTER INTERNET, mAKES YOU BREAKFAST AND SUCKS YOUR DICK GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A HUGE IDIOT FOR BUYING OUR SHIT EARLY

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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